deceptive innocence

youaremynirvana:

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
beautyinmylife:

did this puppy…just smile?

beautyinmylife:

did this puppy…just smile?

wildbambi:

STORY OF MY LIFE

wildbambi:

STORY OF MY LIFE

just because i’m alone doesn’t mean i’m lonely

i want one :) 

made me chuckle :)

made me chuckle :)